These are actual classified ads released by a few churches from around the world. Note, there is no offence intended on any religion or characters. I am no Tamil Nadu C.M to be barbaric enough to cast aspersions on any religious sentiments.
Just laugh at the gaffes. Over to the church classifieds!
"Open seven days a week and weekends."
"This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends”.
"For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs”.
"Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early”.
"Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor”.
"This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter”.
